I Am Pro Surfer. Hear Me Roar!!
I am bored this evening. So in the spirit of boredom, I post a video clip. Like every other surf blog. When you have nothing to say, just find a YouTube clip and post it. Rule number one of being a writer who surfs… and even those detestable blockheaded surfers who write.
And speaking of detestable, have you ever consumed too much lactate, vanilla milkshakes, Wonder® bread, and extra-sharp, non-carotene infused, fine, well-aged Vermont cheddar cheese throughout an entire day… perhaps whilst watching your favorite boxed set of The Twilight Zone?
Have you then felt moved to take a dump approximately twelve hours later?
Assuming your stout bowels could move after such a repast, and then you peered into the throne after your extended and forced expungment, what you would see would closely resemble Damien Hobgood’s steamy, but aggressively “trying hardest” brain waves.
I speak from experience in such matters.